Too* Guarantee* They're*
:boo5ted:
I left a $50 in your moms asshole for some creams to help with scarring, I'm sure she's a basic bitch who will never be fortunate enough to get a dick like that again, so she's got it stashed somewhere, as a shrine of sorts. I recommend looking for it in your baby book. Find it, buy eraser wheel, :success:
Or you can continue to be a cheap fuck and spin that bitch at 2000 rpm (comparable to the swing of your mothers tits) and watch it obliterate, but hopefully it'll hit the truck. If it goes for your face you'll be saved by those things.... :gummen: