Taking a guess at it later today. As fuckfaceon33's said, it makes no sense that there's spark and fuel but won't fire. I pulled plug wires off and it has spark, so I'm thinking the 6 months of start, shut off, start shut off, most of which with the truck not being fully relearned, might have fouled out all my plugs, which would explain my spark at the head of the plug, but not having any fire.
Immediately Before all this, I had tried to start the truck and it bluh bluh bluh like it was only running on half of the cylinders. I gave it had trying to get it to pick up and it didn't, so I'm hoping plugs are the problem.